Help, I can't stop laughing! : a nonstop collection of life's funniest stories /: a nonstop collection of life's funniest stories. (2008)

• Record Type: Book
• Further Information: Note: Selected by Ann Spangler and Shari MacDonald.
• Other Names: Spangler, Ann; MacDonald, Shari
• Contents: ContentsPreface / 11Chapter One: If Image Were Everything, We’d Be in Big TroubleWild Mama by Rachael Phillips / 15Maybe They’re Just Young at Heart by David L. Reese / 17The Truth Hurts by Various Authors / 18Adorable, Schmorable! by Julie Ann Barnhill / 19Oh, Baby! by Rachael Phillips / 22“Pledging” Her Love by Michele Howe / 24The Spitting Preacher by Mark Lowry / 25People in Glass Houses... by Connie Pettersen / 27Chapter Two: Church ChucklesI Just Dropped Back In to Mention One Last Thing / 31by Brandon MoodyBulletin Bloopers by Anonymous / 32Fuel for Faith by Dan Clark / 34To Tell the Truth by Gracie Malone / 35Distracted by Mark Buchanan / 36What Do They Say When They’re Playing “House”? / 37by Kathleen EakinWe’re More Divided Than We Thought by Anonymous / 38Church Feuds by Anonymous / 39Laughter Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Contagious / 40by Clara NullWe Thought It Was the Holy Spirit by Harry Grob / 41“Dear Lord...” by Anonymous / 42Chapter Three: Fun with Furry and Feathered(Even Scaly and Creepy) FriendsKitty Flight by Anonymous / 45Where Did Mama Go? by Karen Scalf Linamen / 46Dogs and Cats by Anonymous / 49The Well by Anonymous / 51Rules for Cats by Anonymous / 52Unwelcome Guests by Mark Buchanan / 54The Difference between Dogs and Cats by John Ortberg / 57Dead Duck by John William Smith / 58Chapter Four: Just for Kicks and GigglesFunny Bumper Stickers by Anonymous / 63Speeding by Anonymous / 64How to Get Time Off from Work by Anonymous / 66Insurance Claims --- Short Responses by Anonymous / 67Kids and Science by Anonymous / 68Things You’d Rather Not Hear During Surgery / 69by AnonymousTrue Comments from Actual Employee Performance Reviews / 70by AnonymousChapter Five: The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste“Mentalpause” by Mary Pierce / 73He Could Have Just Said, “And Now, Ladies, Praise . . .” / 79by John OrtbergA Gentle Answer by Marsha Marks / 81Living at Geriatric Junction by Barbara Johnson / 82Prayers of a Passenger by Barbara Johnson / 85Chapter Six: It’s All in How You Look at It (and Laugh at It)Deception in the Perception by Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz / 89Let’s Face It by Marilyn Meberg / 91Don’t Push the Button by Patsy Clairmont / 93Truck-Stop Rose by Chonda Pierce / 94Plane Perception by Dan Clark / 97If You’re Happy and You Know It...by Barbara Johnson / 98Ghost Story by Anonymous / 99Chapter Seven: Kid StuffThe Toddler’s Diet by Anonymous / 103Things I’ve Learned from My Children by Anonymous / 105Keeping Her Focus by Arnell Arntessoni / 107Alterations by Hester Jones / 108When Laughter Stings by Mark Twain / 109Are We There Yet? by Martha Bolton / 111Labor Intensive by Shirley Clutter / 113It’s Been an Even Busier Week Than He Thought / 114by Stella Ward WhitlockSide by Side by Sharon K. / 115Church Kids by Various Authors / 116Chapter Eight: Dad’s a Hoot!Laughing Matters by Phil Callaway / 121The Car of My Schemes by Dave Meurer / 122While You Were Away by Anonymous / 125Alien Impostor Boys by Dave Meurer / 126Like Father, Like Son by Reverend Ronald B. Hughes / 130What a Character! by Dave Meurer / 131Easy-to-Clobber by John Ortberg / 133Too Many Questions by Brenda Nixon / 134Chapter Nine: Mom’s Always Good for a LaughPick Your Battles . . . Veeery Carefully by Julie Ann Barnhill / 137A Mother-Mortification Moment by Marti Attoun / 138Sprinkles of Grace by Carol Kuykendall / 140Heir-Conditioning by Barbara Johnson / 142Check, Please! by Marti Attoun / 144The Strong-Willed Mother by Kim Wier / 146Attention, Children: The Bathroom Door Is Closed! / 148by Becky FreemanInjured Innocence by Mark Twain / 149A Mother Can’t Help Worrying by Mark Twain / 150Chapter Ten: Adventures in MatrimonyNuptial Humor by Various Authors / 153Mom’s Last Laugh by Robin Lee Shope / 157Get on Your Trike and Ride by Ken Davis / 159Chapter Eleven: Laughter: The Secret to a Good MarriageOops! by William Ritner / 163She’s
• Publisher Details: Grand Rapids : Zondervan
• Publication Date: 2008
• Extent: 1 online resource (256 pages)
• Subjects: 817.6080382; Religion -- Humor; Conduct of life -- Humor
• Languages: English
• ISBNs: 9780310319511
• Related ISBNs: 031031951X
• Access Rights: Legal Deposit; Only available on premises controlled by the deposit library and to one user at any one time; The Legal Deposit Libraries (Non-Print Works) Regulations (UK).
• Access Usage: Restricted: Printing from this resource is governed by The Legal Deposit Libraries (Non-Print Works) Regulations (UK) and UK copyright law currently in force.